{"product_id":"floral-glitch-sweatshirt","title":"Floral Glitch Sweatshirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Lore\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChannels the \u003cstrong\u003e2012 datamoshing boom\u003c\/strong\u003e when glitch artists corrupted nature documentaries into digital fever dreams. Those electric cyan streaks bleeding through white daisy petals trigger instant recognition (the exact aesthetic of early Tumblr seapunk and vaporwave album covers). Wearing this proves you understood the internet's obsession with beautiful decay before glitchcore went mainstream. For those who spent hours watching compression artifacts turn flowers into liquid light and knew it was art, not error.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Specs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Midweight 308 GSM (9.08 oz) 96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrint Tech:\u003c\/strong\u003e Deep-Dyed Sublimation—ink uses high temperature vapor osmosis to bond directly with the fabric molecules for a zero-texture, breathable print that will never crack, peel, or fade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Graphics feel weightless like corrupted data flowing across your skin. Breathes through digital daydreams with the substantial confidence of someone channeling chaos into wearable art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Relaxed unisex fit with a cotton-feel face and soft brushed fleece inside. True to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Trust\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOEKO-TEX® 100 · REACH Compliant · GRS Certified · Zero-Wastewater Printing · \u003cstrong\u003eSweatshop-Free Production (US\/EU)\u003c\/strong\u003e · Made-to-Order (Zero Overproduction) · \u003cstrong\u003eFade-Resistant Guarantee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRating:\u003c\/strong\u003e PG · Surreal · Family Safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVisual Accessibility:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hyper-realistic white daisies and English ivy vines melt into a surreal fusion of organic botany and digital distortion. A heavy glitch art aesthetic disrupts the deep hunter green backdrop, sending striations of electric cyan, magma orange, and acid yellow rippling through the petals (like corrupted video files). This vaporwave-inspired composition creates a trippy, marbleized effect where nature bleeds into neon technological chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shirtwascash","offers":[{"title":"2XS","offer_id":55929486016680,"sku":"nac1788074363725","price":36.27,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS","offer_id":55929486049448,"sku":"png1788074363726","price":42.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":55929486082216,"sku":"uok1788074363727","price":42.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":55929486114984,"sku":"oxn1788074363728","price":36.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":55929486147752,"sku":"xso1788074363729","price":40.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":55929486180520,"sku":"fdu1788074363730","price":42.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":55929486213288,"sku":"uuw1788074363731","price":46.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":55929486246056,"sku":"xbn1788074363732","price":43.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":55929486278824,"sku":"gyk1788074363733","price":37.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":55929486311592,"sku":"myo1788074363734","price":46.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6XL","offer_id":55929486344360,"sku":"qhs1788074363735","price":51.31,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/5638\/5448\/files\/floral-glitch-sweatshirt_1.jpg?v=1788074368","url":"https:\/\/www.hoeookmall.com\/products\/floral-glitch-sweatshirt","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}